break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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