I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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