im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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