I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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