he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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