May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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