How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
