if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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