he puts the penis in happiness.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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