i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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