Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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