Dual....:-)
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My vagina is very pro this idea
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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