i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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