I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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