there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Everything about him screamed your future.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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