last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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