You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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