There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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