Where did you get a picture of my penis
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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