Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
no more duck duck goose at the bar
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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