You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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