did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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