i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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