i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Randomize
