Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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