I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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