I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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