yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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