He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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