Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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