ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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