dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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