we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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