trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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