thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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