the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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