LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Did I show you my penis last night?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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