thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
