you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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