Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Randomize
