i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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