Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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