Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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