question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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