My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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