i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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