Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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