Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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