I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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