So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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