the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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