she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
only you would photoshop your dick
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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