New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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